cyanide and happiness dropping truth bombs
I often forget how much I love Cyanide and Happiness.
freedom would never knock
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
eagle sold separately
*Some restrictions apply.
batteries not included
limited time offer
side effects may include liberty and justice for all
this entire country is crazy.
that’s me on the left.
I’m pretty sure everyone on tumblr is the one on the left
You mean there are people who are SCARED of seeing a dinosaur?
i lost it at “me dammit”
ME DAMN IT,JESUS.
just for the me danm it
So about this thing called ‘writing’…
how do you do it?
You open a word document or just a “new text post”, lean back slightly, and projectile vomit rainbows. Ta-da!
I always thought writing went like this:
(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯*:･ﾟ✧ IF SOMEONE TELLS U TO LOSE WEIGHT SO THAT THEY WILL FIND U MORE ATTRACTIVE U SHOULD KILL THEM ✧ﾟ･:*╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)